El Hipstr de Wendy

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adriofthedead:

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jonnywanser:

Hey Faggots, 

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. 

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. 

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

LMFAO look at this fool phahahah I just want to write something, even though this doesn’t pertain to me at all. EVEN IF I POPPED SOME PILLS I WOULDN’T HIT THAT, EW. Who gives a FUCK what you do? You’re still an idiot lmao and you look like one too, which is even worse you can’t hide your stupidity, you talk so much shit it not only comes out of your ass but your mouth too. Advice: GROW UP LITTLE ONE. You’re a very sad human :’( I would tell YOU to go kill yourself, but then again it’s great that you’re alive because your life will turn into shit one day, when you’re all alone with an STD and most likely cancer sadly because you spray tan so much. You look like a rotten carrot, just saying. Feel free to argue with me, I LOVE IT bitch ass.

ladies and gentleman the baiting has been quite successful

“I’m Ari, 21 year old gal whom even though has found herself, tis still finding herself, in many ways. I am a nurse, soon to be soldier, and later a homicide detective. I”
advising people you don’t like to kill themselves, then gloating about possible illnesses the person has.
Exactly who i want in any of those professions.  

omfg

ahahahaha

an internet classic

“I have dedicated my life towards saving humanity.. From itself.”

oh well that’s a relief

OLOLOL